The Kamasutra is the bible of sex positions. It was written in India in Sanskrit - historian's think it first appeared between BCE and CE! Originally it wasn' t Missing: dj khaled. It's having sex in strange places where the possibility of acquiring a ticket for public indecency is not only possible, it's nearly guaranteed RELATED: Beers to Try Before You Die Bonus Points: If DJ Khaled narrates the entire thing. Bonus Points: If you create a new position called the punchbuggy. This nigga having fat sex in the first five minutes of the video lmao. Missing: positions.